What Side of the Fence Are You On-A Simple Test

If you ever wondered what side of the
> > fence you sit on, this is a great test
> >
> > If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy
> > one.
> > If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns
> > outlawed.
> >
> > If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
> > If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
> > banned for everyone.
> >
> > If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
> > better his situation.
> > A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
> >
> > If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he
> > switches channels.
> > Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut
> > down.
> >
> > If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to
> > church.
> > A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and
> > religion silenced.  (Unless it's a foreign religion, of
> > course!)
> >
> > If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes
> > about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides
> > it.
> > A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
> >
> > If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his
> > friends can have a
> > good laugh.
> > A liberal will delete it because he's
> > "offended".